My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I teamed up with the brother… — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
I'm playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
I'm playing all the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order. — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
I can never think of the time I spend idling in railway stations as lost; it's a waiting liberated from the three temporal vices… — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
I always take my wife morning tea in my pyjamas. But is she grateful? No, she says she'd rather have it in a cup. — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it… — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
Together with script writers Syd green and Dick Hills, we worked on the comedy ideas for this series. — Eric Morecambe Copy Share Image
