My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in that garage sale and point stuff out to you. There's a good fork for a nickel.… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
At Thanksgiving, my mom always makes too much food, especially one item, like 700 or 800 pounds of sweet potatoes. She's got to push it during the meal. "Did you get some sweet potatoes? There's sweet potatoes. They're hot. There's… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
I'm a big game show fan. When you're a poor person, you watch game shows. I don't think people realize that. Maybe everybody watches… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
You have to not worry or doubt or punish yourself. All the worry, doubt and punishment will not add one second to your life,… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
Real people are good and grumpy. They're nice and mean. And I come from a nice and mean family. My mom was nice, and… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
My mom was a garage sale person, save money. Come on in to the garage sale, you might find a shirt. She'd get in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
We tried to make it more than just a cartoon. It was a cartoon, but we tried to make it more than it was… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
Everyone always comes to one point in their life as an artist where you can either let your heart guide you or your ego. — Louie Anderson Copy Share
I was with a famous comedian when a young fan walked up and asked for an autograph. The comedian blew him off. I'll never… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
Everybody wanted to make it. One guy makes it. In a family when one guy makes it... 'Hey ain't you going to help us… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
I have about 1,000 hours of myself on tape in a vault in Los Angeles. But I also have a photographic memory about my… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
My mom ate every piece of butter in the Midwest, she lived till she was 90. And my dad, he smoked, he drank -… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
I'm a kid from Minnesota. I like seeing movie stars! So I'm there at The ivy, I've got my shrimp, Eddie Murphy comes in… — Louie Anderson Copy Share
