Life is nothing but a bet that in the end everyone is doomed to lose. So you'd better get used! — William C. Brown Copy Share Image
“It's not gambling to play against someone who's no good. It's common sense.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
There is a very easy way to return from a casino with a small fortune: go there with a large one. — Jack Yelton Copy Share Image
A study in Illinois in the mid-1990s found that 65 percent of businesses were hurt by the proximity of gambling — John Warren Kindt Copy Share Image
I'd be willing to bet you, if I were a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball. — Pete Rose Copy Share Image
When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions. — Rudolf Wanderone Copy Share Image
It's interesting and somewhat dismaying how many people will look up to anyone who wins a multimillion-dollar lottery - but will deride… — Ernie J Zelinski Copy Share Image
I knew it was wrong, but I thought gambling was a venial sin. That's why I didn't confess it to a priest… — Tim Donaghy Copy Share Image
My lucky number is four billion. That doesn't come in real handy when you're gambling. "Come on, four billion! Darn! Seven. Not… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
All gamblers lose regularly, but they rarely discuss it in public. Losing is bad for the image, dude. Nobody buys Hot Tips… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
Hold'em is a game of calculated aggression. If your cards are good enough for you to call a bet, they are good… — Al Alvarez Copy Share Image
I'm not Vegas. Places I play usually cost like $3 to get in, you know, and people are going: Gee, I've got… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Nearly everything that was fun, of course, was also a little dangerous: riding roller coasters, skydiving, gambling, sex. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
I'm crazy enough to believe in taking chances in every way, in making choices and gambling with your life. That's the kind… — Lauren Bacall Copy Share Image
“You sound like my dad.” “Well—let’s put it another way. Who was it said that coincidence was just God’s way of remaining… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
Of course, San Diego chooses not to regard the two cities as one. Talk about alter ego: Tijuana was created by the… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
According to the American Psychological Association, the most effective stress-relief strategies are exercising or playing sports, praying or attending a religious service,… — Kelly McGonigal Copy Share Image
“This person sees not her own hand depositing the next dollar in a slot machine, but the hand of fate, or God.… — John-Talmage Mathis Copy Share Image
Investment banking has, in recent years, resembled a casino, and the massive scale of gambling losses has dragged down traditional business and… — Vince Cable Copy Share Image
But to fight something, you really have to try to understand its motivations—particularly when the something you’re fighting holds most of the… — Greg Bear Copy Share Image
My work is play. And I play when I design. I even looked it up in the dictionary, to make sure that… — Paula Scher Copy Share Image
One starts gambling for a joke, out of curiosity, as a little challenge to fortune. One goes on, pricked to the quick… — Matilde Serao Copy Share Image
I'm not a gambler. And I don't approve of gambling unless it's for the Grand National. — Paterson Joseph Copy Share Image
You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you. — David Levien Copy Share Image
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I've been giving a little gamble on the roulette and just sitting having a coffee with the fans, chatting away. — Ricky Hatton Copy Share Image
Lotteries boost state revenues in the short run but don't feed the economy in the long run — John Warren Kindt Copy Share Image
Gamblers spend 10 percent less on food; 25 percent less on clothing and 35 percent less on savings — John Warren Kindt Copy Share Image
My idea of gambling was walking through Central Park, whistling show tunes. — Tommy Tune Copy Share Image
You got me confused with them stupid broads, shooting dice in the streets taught me how to play the odds. — Kreayshawn Copy Share Image
In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not. — Mark Duffy Copy Share Image
“Trust can be one of life’s greatest rewards, but it can also be the cause for the most destruction in one’s life.” — John-Talmage Mathis Copy Share Image
The only gambling tip which amounts to anything is to keep out of the game. — E. W. Howe Copy Share Image
I'm not really a betting person. I work too hard for my money to give it away. — Boo Weekley Copy Share Image
