All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and men expect them to be. — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to… — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I have a friend named Doris who argues, on good authority, that the single biggest cause of global warming is menopause. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The men liked to put me down as the best woman painter. I think I'm one of the best painters. — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt,… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Funny is funny. If it's funny enough to women, it will be funny to men. I think that's been proven by Broad… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
In America, funny women are allowed to be glamorous and funny, but over here, you're not. — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
The only reason I'd ever get a sex change operation is to see what it's like to be right all the time. — Brian Wilson Copy Share Image
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
When you look at the comedies that are out there, 99 per cent of the time, men are the heroes. It's often… — Audrey Tautou Copy Share Image
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Journalists said they had never seen so many funny women as leads when we did 'Hotwives' - we had a cast of… — Danielle Schneider Copy Share Image
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
I trained at The Groundlings and was surrounded by some very funny women and also some very unfunny men. I didn't feel… — Kaitlin Olson Copy Share Image
I've always loved independent women, outspoken women, eccentric women, funny women, flawed women. When someone says about a woman, 'I'm sorry, that's… — Diane Keaton Copy Share Image
I don't think that [Hillary Clinton] can turn around her honesty and trustworthiness problems with one speech, but she could present herself… — Tamara Keith Copy Share Image
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I think women have always been funny. But when Tina Fey became head writer at 'Saturday Night Live,' the culture shifted, and… — Cecily Strong Copy Share Image
Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
My mother really was an extraordinary, inspirational, tough, cool, sexy, funny woman and that's the kind of woman I've always surrounded myself… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Men are simpler than you imagine my sweet child. But what goes on in the twisted, tortuous minds of women would baffle… — Daphne du Maurier Copy Share Image
It's funny how the same women who claim to know what defines a Man are the same ones who can't have pick… — R Dennis Copy Share Image
There’s always an article coming out, saying, ‘The new thing is funny women!’ — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
It was quite a macho world I grew up in, but it was always cheeky and funny, and the women were the… — Lynne Ramsay Copy Share Image