Funny travel Quotes

Once a year go someplace you've never been.

— Dalai Lama

Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.

— Michael Palin

Consider what a romantic expedition you are on; take notes.

— Anne Boyd

I would travel only by horse, if I had the choice.

— Linda McCartney

I love playing big rooms. There's nothing like it. It's a power trip.

— Jewel

My next adventure will be being in a car with Mischa at the wheel.

— Rachel Bilson

It is very difficult to generalise. Everyone's adventure is original.

— Bernard Pivot

I like to travel. I love touring, I love playing.

— Lita Ford

The Man who never in his Mind & Thoughts travel'd to Heaven Is No Artist.

— William Blake

The great difference between voyages rests not with the ships, but with the people you meet on them.

— Amelia Barr

Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where…

— Andrew Evans

Every day is intense and alive, whether it's travel, work, even down time, which there is so little of.

— Josh Lucas

I can create countries just as I can create the actions of my characters. That is why a lot of travel seems…

— Jerzy Kosinski

After a lifetime of world travel I've been fascinated that those in the third world don't have the same perception of reality…

— Jim Harrison

Who knows, I have always lived one day at a time. Probably more adventure and excitement.

— Rob Mariano

We are not coaching on a daily basis because we often travel with our charity and commercial interests.

— Nadia Comaneci

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding from the people I have met in this great adventure in the…

— Anthony Perkins

I see a trend here where the President seems to think his job is to count votes and then try to make…

— Anthony Weiner

Spirit of place! It is for this we travel, to surprise its subtlety; and where it is a strong and dominant angel,…

— Alice Meynell

The kind of pace that you want to use in a Western - just to acknowledge the land in the distance that…

— Lawrence Kasdan

When you hand someone a camera, why do they act like you just asked them to dissemble a bomb? They take it…

— Dane Cook

We're all dealt with the same hand here, so to speak. I feel like I've had it a lot better than most…

— Levon Helm

I think that travel comes from some deep urge to see the world, like the urge that brings up a worm in…

— Lord Dunsany

And now, without having wearied my friends, I hope, with detailed scientific accounts, theories, or deductions, I will only say that I…

— Joshua Slocum

I do have an office where about 70 percent of my writing gets done, but sometimes it does get a bit stir-crazy…

— James Rollins

People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…

— Louis C. K

It wasn't on my agenda, but the thing about getting important awards is it makes the adventure of your career have a…

— Jacki Weaver

I could have probably raised them in L.A. and they would have been great and had so many things at their fingertips…

— Jennie Garth

I wake up every morning and I feel like I'm juggling glass balls. I live in Los Angeles, my business is run…

— Victoria Beckham

My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…

— Dennis Miller

What is the story with the airport sinks, that they will not give us a twist-on twist-off human faucet. "Is it that…

— Jerry Seinfeld

People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…

— Louis C. K

The poet is a madman lost in adventure.

— Paul Verlaine

If you've seen one redwood, you've seen them all.

— Ronald Reagan

I see my path, but I don’t know where it leads…

— Rosalia de Castro

I shall make that trip. I shall go to Korea.

— Dwight D. Eisenhower

See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.

— Ray Bradbury

I've been to Paris. And it ain't that pretty at all.

— Warren Zevon

There is one voyage, the first, the last, the only one.

— Thomas Wolfe

Death is just life's next big adventure.

— J. K. Rowling