Funny retirement Quotes · Page 2

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

— Gene Perret

Sanders was a friend of chickens.

— Charles Taylor Manatt

Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.

— Gene Perret

I really stay busy [in retirement]. I often have to cancel my golf games on the weekends to go play in tennis…

— Richard Davies

Why retire from something if you're loving it so much and enjoying it so much, and you're blessed with another group of…

— Betty White

It's too many questions about what I'm going to do, why I'm retiring, and this and that. So I answer the same…

— Marat Safin

I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.

— Mos Def

but one loses, as one grows older, something of the lightness of one's dreams; one begins to take life up in both…

— Anonymous

At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us.…

— Ann Landers

Men in the uniform of Wall Street retirement: black Chesterfield coat, rimless glasses and the Times folded to the obituary page..

— Jimmy Breslin

The only true retirement is that of the heart; the only true leisure is the repose of the passions. To such persons…

— William Hazlitt

Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or…

— John Paul Stevens

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

— Joan Rivers

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which…

— Douglas Adams

When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.

— Virginia Graham

Not having to worry about money is almost like not having to worry about dying.

— Mario Puzo

People think retiring is fun. Well, maybe, but if you have a certain kind of fire inside, there is no end in…

— Sylvester Stallone

God has a plan for your retirement.

— Billy Graham

What do gardeners do when they retire?

— Bob Monkhouse

Your best retirement plan for retiring happy and prosperous - don't be a burden on others.

— Ernie J Zelinski

Retiring was scary and it was tough to give up gymnastics, but so many great opportunities have come from it that I…

— Shawn Johnson

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.

— Ella Harris

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.

— Tanya Tucker

The Republican Party is a friend of Social Security the way Colonel Sanders was a friend of chickens.

— Charles Taylor Manatt

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

— Gene Perret