Funny racing Quotes

Turbochargers are for people who cant build engines.

— Keith Duckworth

It's basically the same, just darker.

— Alan Kulwicki

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built.

— Henry Ford

It's like flying jet fighters in a gymnasium

— Dick Trickle

Straight roads are for fast cars, turns are for fast drivers.

— Colin McRae

There's Pam watching anxiously. She doesn't look anxious though.

— Stephen Hadley

The older I get, the faster I was.

— Charles Barkley

What's behind you doesn't matter.

— Enzo Ferrari

As far as cheating goes, they'll never stop it. The only way it can be done successfully, only one person can know…

— Smokey Yunick

When I started racing my father told me, 'Cristiano, nobody has three balls but some people have two very good ones.'

— Cristiano da Matta

A racing horse is not like a machine. It has to be tuned up like a racing car.

— Christopher Poole

The best way to make a small fortune in racing is to start with a big one.

— Junior Johnson

To achieve anything in this game you must be prepare to dabble in the boundary of disaster.

— Stirling Moss

The winner ain't the one with the fastest car. It's the one who refuses to lose.

— Dale Earnhardt, Jr

Race cars are neither beautiful nor ugly. They become beautiful when they win.

— Enzo Ferrari

Nobody remembers the guy who finished second but the guy who finished second.

— Bobby Unser

There have been other tracks that separated the men from the boys. This is the track that will separate the brave from…

— Jimmy Thompson

With two laps to go then the action will begin, unless this is the action, which it is.

— Murray Walker

It's basically the same, just darker. (on racing Saturday nights as opposed to Sunday afternoons, 1991

— Alan Kulwicki

It is amazing how may drivers, even at the Formula One Level, think that the brakes are for slowing the car down.

— Mario Andretti

He's a very competitive competitor, that's the sort of competitor he is.

— Dorian Williams

The crashes people remember, but drivers remember the near misses.

— Mario Andretti

Each driver has its limit. My limit is a little bit further than others.

— Ayrton Senna

It is not always possible to be the best, but it is always possible to improve your own performance.

— Jackie Stewart

If you're in control, you're not going fast enough.

— Parnelli Jones

Once you've raced, you never forget it...and you never get over it.

— Richard Childress

If you can leave two black stripes from the exit of one corner to the braking zone of the next, you have…

— Mark Donohue

Winning is everything. The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.

— Damon Hill

When you win a race your on top that day, so take it for what its worth, have a good time and…

— Bobby Allison