The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share
People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
If you would have God hear you when you pray, you must hear him when he speaks. — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
You don't marry one person; you marry three: the person you think they are, the person they are, and the person they are going… — Richard J. Needham Copy Share Image
