My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would… — Bob Monkhouse Copy Share Image
I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me. — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
OF COURSE I'd like to be the ideal mother. But I'm too busy raising children. — Bil Keane Copy Share Image
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
