21 quotes from 2 authors
Ice baths and cookies at the finish!
— Anonymous
In our minds, you're all Kenyans.
Stop reading this and keep running!
Don't stop...people are watching.
Chafe now...brag forever.
Pain now...beer later.
Run like you stole something.
Toenails are for sissies.
If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother.
Smile, you're still faster than all the people behind you.
Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!
You trained longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago.
That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
Lol what do you think? You don't see this everyday!
— Kiara Sellars
You think you're tired? My arms are holding this sign up!
Worst. Parade. Ever.
May the course be with you!
You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course.
Your legs will forgive you...eventually.
Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
