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Worst. Parade. Ever.
— Anonymous
Toenails are for sissies.
Pain now...beer later.
Run like you stole something.
Chafe now...brag forever.
May the course be with you!
In our minds, you're all Kenyans.
Ice baths and cookies at the finish!
You're not slow. You're just enjoying the course.
You think you're tired? My arms are holding this sign up!
Lol what do you think? You don't see this everyday!
— Kiara Sellars
That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
Staying up all night making this sign was hard too.
Your legs will forgive you...eventually.
If a marathon was easy, it would be called your mother.
I'm sure it seemed like a good idea 4 months ago.
Don't stop...people are watching.
Stop reading this and keep running!
You trained longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage!
Smile, you're still faster than all the people behind you.
Your feet hurt because you are kicking so much butt!
