You can give a guy a funny line, but you can't make him say it funny. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
If you try to deliver a funny line in a funny way, it comes out as wacky and you ruin the scene. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
I often use humor as a tool in my writing, and sometimes that works and sometimes it sits alone just as a… — Hannes Holm Copy Share Image
Sometimes you do know, in 'Commando' when I said 'I lied', I knew that it was going to be a funny line.… — Arnold Schwarzenegger Copy Share Image
If someone's winning an argument wih me, I throw a funny line at him and run. — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
A funny line can never exist on its own. It needs to be surrounded by mood and circumstances. — Lorrie Moore Copy Share Image
I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
You shouldn't worry who gets the funny line, just that you're being funny as a double act. With us, it flips all… — Ant McPartlin Copy Share Image
Only funny line I've had was my first day on the set of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. They were making me up,… — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
With the stand-up comic on TV, whether it's Seinfeld or Cosby or Roseanne, more important than their knowledge of how to tell… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
