America hasn't seen lazy yet, wait until McDonalds start delivering. — Jaylon Hillsman Copy Share Image
My head says, 'go to the gym.' but my heart says, 'stay on the internet forever and eat tacos!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I thought I was going to do over the summer: hang with friends, have a party, go swimming, go to the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If anyone needs a friend, there's 100 steps between us, I'll take the first steps :) ... you can take 99, I'm pretty lazy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone can do it then, let him do it. If no one can do it then, how the hell I am… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's 2012 and there is still no fold button on my dryer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Hard To Break Up You Maybe I'll Just Use A Pair Of Scissors To Make Things Easier — Anonymous Copy Share Image
