Funny famous last words Quotes

I did not get my Spaghetti-O's, I got spaghetti. I want the press to know this.

— Thomas J. Grasso

I am about to - or I am going to - die; either expression is correct.

— Dominique Bouhours

I know not what tomorrow will bring.

— Fernando Pessoa

I'll be in hell before you start breakfast - let her rip!

— Tom Ketchum

Jesus, I love you. Jesus, I love you.

— Mother Teresa

I did not know that we had ever quarreled.

— Henry David Thoreau

I've had a hell of a lot of fun and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

— Errol Flynn

A miserable, self-destructive, death rocker...better to burn out than to fade away.

— Kurt Cobain

Did you think I was immortal?

— Cardinal Richelieu

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of us has got to go.

— Oscar Wilde

I think you're right, Wyatt. I can't see a God damn thing.

— Morgan Earp

Dammit... Don't you dare ask God to help me.

— Joan Crawford

I am curious to see what happens in the next world to one who dies unshriven.

— Pietro Perugino

Do you hear the rain? Do you hear the rain?

— Jessica Dubroff

I love you Sarah. For all eternity, I love you.

— James K. Polk

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...

— John Sedgwick

Ah, that tastes nice. Thank you.

— Johannes Brahms

Why not? After all, it belongs to him.

— Charlie Chaplin

“Why do you weep? Did you think I was immortal?”

— Louis XIV

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

— Lope de Vega

She did it the hard way.

— Bette Davis

I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room.

— Del Close