Funny cold weather sayings Quotes

Hell freezes over.

— Anonymous

Canadians put on sweaters.

— Anonymous

Eyes freeze shut when you blink.

— Anonymous

You can see your breath.

— Anonymous

You plan a two week hot bath.

— Anonymous

Polar bears move South.

— Anonymous

Too cold to think.

— Anonymous

Congressional hot air freezes.

— Anonymous

When I put on my coat to take out the garbage it didn't want to go!

— Anonymous

Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.

— Anonymous

The steam off of my head created a war between two Indian villages.

— Anonymous

It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.

— Anonymous

You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.

— Anonymous

The snowman begs you to take him inside at night.

— Anonymous

It was so cold the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets...

— Anonymous

Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.

— Anonymous

Our words froze in midair and we had to put them in a frying pan to thaw them so we hear what…

— Anonymous

If my thermometer had been an inch longer, I would have frozen to death.

— Anonymous

Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.

— Anonymous

I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news…

— Anonymous

The hookers downtown are charging 20 bucks just to blow on your hands.

— Anonymous

Unfortunately, I am not Elsa, which is why the cold bothers me a lot.

— Denise Meñez

This weather is almost colder than my heart.

— Anonymous

It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.

— Anonymous