Funny boss Quotes

There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.

— Peter Drucker

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

— William Feather

The first myth of management is that it exists.

— Robert Heller

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

— Ashleigh Brilliant

There is only one boss. The customer...

— Sam Walton

Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. ...

— Howard Aiken