Funny best friend Quotes

No friendship is an accident.

— O. Henry

Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

— Anonymous

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

— Otto von Bismarck

When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.

— Diane von Furstenberg

There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

— Sylvia Plath

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo..

— Oprah Winfrey

You Too? I thought I was the only one.

— C. S. Lewis

There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.

— Jim Henson

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

— Jon Foreman

Best friends listen to what you don't say.

— Samantha Norman

True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.

— Nicole Richie

Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.

— Joe Cocker