Funny beer Quotes

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

— Edgar Allan Poe

Beer ... a high and mighty liquor.

— Julius Caesar

There is no strong beer, just weak men

— Dan Castellaneta

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

— Celia Rivenbark

A little bit of beer is divine medicine.

— Paracelsus

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

Homer no function beer well without.

— Anonymous

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

— Frank Zappa

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

Let us drink for the replenishment of our strength, not for our sorrow

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.

— Adolphus Busch

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

— Anonymous

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

— Louis Untermeyer

He who loves not women, wine, and song Remains a fool his whole life long.

— Anonymous

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the…

— Hugh Hood

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

When I die, I want to decompose in a barrel of porter and have it served in all the pubs in Dublin.…

— J. P. Donleavy

“Beer makes all jokes funny. Beer makes ugly and fat women attractive, which is something ugly women can't do for themselves, because…

— Dick Masterson

There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around…

— Hunter S. Thompson

When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can…

— Dave Barry

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant…

— Tina Fey

The human intellect owes its superiority over that of the lower animals in great measure to the stimulus which alcohol has given…

— Samuel Butler

He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be…

— Benjamin Franklin

Beer's intellectual. What a shame so many idiots drink it.

— Ray Bradbury

Let no man thirst for good beer.

— Samuel Adams

I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.

— Adrian Rogers

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

— Winston Churchill

Beer is a wholesome liquor…it abounds with nourishment

— Benjamin Rush

Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer.

— Frederick The Great

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

— Joe E. Lewis

Buy a man a beer, and he wastes an hour. Teach a man to brew, and he wastes a lifetime.

— Charlie Papazian

Most people hate the taste of beer - to begin with. It is, however, a prejudice that many people have been able…

— Winston Churchill

I would not have thought of eating a meal without drinking a beer.

— Ernest Hemingway

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand.

— Fritz Maytag

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.

— John Churchill, 1st Duke of Marlborough

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

— Thomas Jefferson

Give my people plenty of beer, good beer, and cheap beer, and you will have no revolution among them.

— Queen Victoria