Funny april fools day Quotes

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

— Gene Brown

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

— Ambrose Bierce

If you wish to avoid seeing a fool, you must first break your mirror

— Francois Rabelais

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

— Alan Coren

When in doubt, make a fool of yourself.

— Cynthia Heimel

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the…

— H. L. Mencken

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

— Virginia Foxx