Funniest sports Quotes · Page 2

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

— Bill Peterson

I've had to overcome a lot of diversity.

— Drew Gooden

I've never lost a game I just ran out of time.

— Michael Jordan

I quit school in the sixth grade because of pneumonia. Not because I had it, but because I couldn't spell it.

— Rocky Graziano

Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.

— Shelby Metcalf

But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

— Steve Spurrier

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

— David Beckham

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

— Terry Venables

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.

— Jerry Coleman

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

— Johnny Bench

I made a 1,600 minus 800 minus 200 on the SAT, so I'm very intelligent when I speak.

— Shaquille O'Neal

The Mets just had their first .500-or-better April since July of 1992.

— Ralph Kiner

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

— Ruud Gullit

Booze, broads and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?

— Harry Caray