I just wanna die to see which of my friends care enough to come to my funeral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my sister died...Im dying too...So gone head and start plannin my funeral! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to pass a funeral procession on Friday the 13th, you will die the very next day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“El ser humano y la muerte nunca llegan a conocerse. Nadie asiste a su propio funeral.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can love me or hate me, I swear it wont make me or break me. I'm going wherever the money take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Art is long, and time is fleeting, And our hearts, though stout and brave, Still, like muffled drums, are beating Funeral marches… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fuck you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fuck about you and your problems. I stick… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have spent a lot of time picturing my funeral. Then I realized no one would attend it in the first place.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business,”… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I were to kill myself. Don't you dare fucking cry. Don't come to my fucking funeral. Don't lie and say you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“sooner was his father's funeral over, than Mrs. John Dashwood, without sending any notice of her intention to her mother-in-law, arrived with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm Sorry and I Apologize mean two different things when you say them at a funeral!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It’s so much more romantic to end a story up with a funeral than a wedding. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't come to my funeral to show how much you cared about me. Show me how much you care about me now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I just think that funerals are a lot like death itself. You can have your wishes, your plans, but at the end… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's the circle of life, and it moves us all, through despair and hope, through faith and love, 'till we find our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I die, will someone please go to my funeral dressed like the Grim Reaper? You don't say anything, just stand there... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
R.I.P to my Ex...the funeral will be held at Never Again Baptist Church, located across from The Lies You Told Cemetery, on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
