A true friend will play ninja with you in the middle of Walmart and think it's normal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say there is no gain in revenge but only fun. At least Ill gain fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love when you flirt with me, but when you flirt with her I hate it. is that so hard to understand? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, At my age, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It'll be just lovely for you to play -- it'll be so hard. And there's so much more fun when it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When my master and I were walking in the rain, he would say, 'Do not walk so fast, the rain is everywhere.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What do we want to be prefects for?” said George, looking revolted at the very idea. “It’d take all the fun out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's no fun to have HIV even though it's viewed as a chronic, controllable disease. It means being wedded to the health… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world will end on December 31st, 2099, because that is the date when the Windows calender stops... lovewindows — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only advice my Dad's given me is: If you ain't having fun, it ain' working, so always have fun with what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It's no fun to be yellow. Maybe I'm not all yellow. I don't know. I think maybe I'm just partly yellow and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
...“Oh, Marilla, looking forward to things is half the pleasure of them,” exclaimed Anne. “You mayn’t get the things themselves; but nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The voice stuff is super fun and I get to be anyone, but on-camera, I get to go in with wardrobe and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe if you and ten of your friends could pool your savings and borrow some money and actually buy some obscure station… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you come to L.A. as a kid with your mom, you're lured into doing things that you think are cool and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every reader should ask himself periodically “Toward what end, toward what end?”—but do not ask it too often lest you pass up… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I plan on having such an awesome night, Morgan Freeman should narrate it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cuddling is cute and fun until kissing happens then well, shit gets real. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
