“When shit brings you down, just say 'fuck it', and eat yourself some motherfucking candy.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“...the restaurant itself is weird especially because of a big raunch mad thicklipped sloppy young Fillipino woman sitting alone at the end… — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
“We fucked, Ms. Lane. Even cockroaches fuck. They eat each other, too.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“When a hurricane damaged my father's house, my brother rushed over with a gas grill, three coolers of beer, and an enormous… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“If you can't fuck it, eat it or use it for a weapon--kill it.” — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
“They were all looking at him with an unpronounceable hunger. Actually it was a lot like the faces you see in porn,… — Amelia Beamer Copy Share Image
