“You give frequent flyer miles with that guilt trip?” “Absolutely,” — Cecily White Guilt trip Copy Share Image
“No one had ever left me so simultaneously relaxed and knotted up all at once (except maybe Rhett Butler, which doesn't count… — Cecily White Butler Copy Share Image
“It looks like my grandma's old VW Rabbit after the Berlin Wall fell on it. Twice.” — Cecily White Berlin wall Copy Share Image
“Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll… — Cecily White Death Copy Share Image
“You were just too nice to tell me to buzz off." "I did tell you to buzz off," he pointed out. "Several… — Cecily White Feedback Copy Share Image
“Then he kissed me. Which is a bit like saying, "Then the sun exploded and the walls started melting.” — Cecily White Gaze Copy Share Image
“She takes after her father." "Uh, I guess," I said, unsure how to respond. Bud's reputation was too far down the toilet… — Cecily White Parenting Copy Share Image
“That sucked." "My thoughts exactly." "Maybe we should take tonight off." She rolled to her side just enough to shoot me a… — Cecily White Sucked Copy Share Image
“Good grief," Alec muttered. "Be afraid," Katie quoted. "Be very afraid." Alec squinted at her. "That sounds familiar. Revelations?" "David Cronenberg. It's… — Cecily White Fear Copy Share Image
“I thought you called dibs on him." "I did, but you can have him first. After he dumps you, imagine how good… — Cecily White Copy Share Image
“Don't you remember? We swore never to go to these things without each other." "That was second grade, Lisa." "Like that makes… — Cecily White Swore Copy Share Image
“Human scrambled around, totally oblivious to the hell that burned beneath them. They were like children, so addicted to their toys they'd… — Cecily White Nature of man Copy Share Image
“Tell her I got detention for defending her honour," Alec shouted in the distance. "Did he really?" "Well, he got detention, but… — Cecily White Detention Copy Share Image
“No girl has ever offered to feed my enemies' fingernails to her cat before." "Lisa's cat. And don't flatter yourself. At the… — Cecily White Fingernails Copy Share Image
“She broke up with you again, didn't she?" He flopped back in his chair, lanky legs hooked at the ankles. "She also… — Cecily White Tuxedo Copy Share Image
“Lisa's friendship was less of a choice than a fact of life. It worked out well - kind of symbiotic, actually. I… — Cecily White Fair trade Copy Share Image
“Something simple-minded and morally vacuous? A hamster, perhaps? Maybe Veronica?" "Excuse me!" Veronica griped form the back table. "Those are gerbils, Mr.… — Cecily White Hamster Maybe Copy Share Image
“Plus, I can't look at him the same since I ran into Mrs. Marino at our family reunion. It's not comforting to… — Cecily White Box of chocolates Copy Share Image
“Lyle, I don't care who you date." "Good, because I want you to know that thing with Skye was also a mistake.… — Cecily White Failure Copy Share Image
“Daddy, I'll be fine. Smalley says some people are late bloomers, that's all." Actually, what she'd said was, 'Tis a marvellous bud… — Cecily White Flowers Copy Share Image
“Your pupils are dilated," he said. "I think-" "Yes?" I breathed. "I think you have a concussion." I blinked. A concussion? That's… — Cecily White Pupils Dilated Copy Share Image
“You're the most annoying girl on the planet. You make me want to throw myself off a bridge. And, unfortunately, I am… — Cecily White Confessions Copy Share Image
“I'm going to hell, aren't I?" "Hopefully not for a few more years.” — Cecily White Hell Copy Share Image
“I felt my heart expanding, making room for him to movie in permanently.” — Cecily White Expanding Copy Share Image
“I might have been sad for them if they weren't so disgustingly happy.” — Cecily White Happiness Copy Share Image
“Caring about him was like trying to love a tree stump - a cold, mean-spirited paternalistic tree stump. With fungus.” — Cecily White Compassion Copy Share Image
“You're not being fair," I said. "Life isn't fair." "Yeah, and no man is an island. Any other cliches you'd like to… — Cecily White Cliches Copy Share Image
“I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?" "You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of… — Cecily White Morals Copy Share Image
“I thought you liked my insane schemes." "I see value in them," she qualified.” — Cecily White Schemes Copy Share Image
“He sneered. "I don't fancy your type." "Why, too sober? Too much self-esteem?” — Cecily White Sober Copy Share Image
“He frowned. "Who cares about that? Screw the gerbils." "Screw them?" I raised an eyebrow. "Lyle, this is not your personal recreation… — Cecily White Time Copy Share Image
“The vamp-mobile had vanished at some point during the wee hours, replaced by a huge pickup truck I could only assume belonged… — Cecily White Vanished Copy Share Image
“Relax. This isn't the scary part yet." "Mmm, not helpful." "Try to think about puppies," he suggested. "No wait, not puppies. Think… — Cecily White Try Think Copy Share Image
“Jackson," I asked carefully. "Are you on any illegal substances I should know about?" "Nope." "Eaten any strange looking mushrooms?" "Not lately."… — Cecily White Hard to believe Copy Share Image
“What have you done?" "Sir," Jack held up his hands in surrender. "I know how this looks. You have every right to… — Cecily White Upset Copy Share Image
