“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why my policy is now no psychotics, and no freshmen. The freshmen thing is obviously easy to… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
“I am freaked out, Jace. I'm freaked out because for some reason, I can't stop thinking about you. I can't stop thinking about how… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“She's the only girl who's ever broken my heart, and it's a very weird, uncomfortable feeling for me. I like to be the one… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“- Dude, it's Jocelyn, I (Jordan) say looking over my shoulder nervously [...] - This isn't Jocelyn, B.J says sighing. It's Jordan. Dude, try… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“You don;t believe me?" He sound wounded, like the thought of me not believing him makes him incredibly sad. "No." "Then come with me,"… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“Last year I kissed this freshman girl at a pool party and she wouldn’t get off my nuts for six months. Which is why… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“Jordan, Attached, please find a copy of the schedule for our trip. Best Courtney." I was really proud of it. The email i mean.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“No, you're not, Marissa says. You were just the victim of the blatant misogynistic and ridiculous hierarchy that is high school in contemporary society.… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“I have a heart!” “No, you don’t.” “Yes, I do,” he says. “Look, I’ll prove it to you.” He reaches into the tub and… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“Anyone who is as good-looking as Jace is usually completely out of touch with reality. It's like they think their looks give them the… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“I kind of like that she gave me a little bit of attitude. I mean, she's obviously super apologetic and she knows it's a… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
“You are definitely not a slut," Jasmine says, putting her arms around her. "Having sex with a guy you like does not make you… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four. — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share
