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![“Isn't [Caffe Nero] a bit 'commercial' for an anti-establishment rock star like yourself?" He dropped my hand and dug into his pocket. "But I've got a loyalty card," he protested. "And I've got enough stamps to get you a free coffee.” quote by Holly Bourne](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/724/holly-bourne-22170_rock-star_isn-t-caffe-nero-a-bit-commercial-for-an_2888491.jpg)