“Monique, I realize that it's a short list of men in this town you haven't tied up, held down or sent to the free clinic, but why don't you just leave Leo alone. At least until he can update his… — Barbra Annino Copy Share Image
“His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Just one freaking time I would like to have a banner day where everything goes according to plan.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“The snow was knee-deep, my leg hurt, and my sweats were soaked, but I was hopped up on painkillers and a huge dose of… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Darkness is drowned by three lights; nature, knowledge, and truth. Start there.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“She must have been tired, because instead of jamming the whip down Monique’s throat, she stood up and, in a very even tone, said,… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“After I slid down the wall for the third time, breaking every single fingernail in the process, I finally figured out that Thor was… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Let’s get something straight. There is nothing wrong with you. Everyone has his or her quirks. Yours is just affecting your life in a… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“The timer dinged a few minutes later and Cinnamon sucked in her breath. "You want me to check?" I asked. "I'll do it." I… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Monique, I realize that it's a short list of men in this town you haven't tied up, held down or sent to the free… — Barbra Annino Copy Share
“Are you nuts?” I kept my eyes on the dog when I said, “I prefer the term eccentric.” — Barbra Annino Copy Share
