“How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now clearly catless, and there’s a very foul odor coming from the fan.” — John Zakour Copy Share Image
“Carol, I thought you didn't liked playing with the minds of normal people.” “Yes, but the press don't count as normal.” “She’s got you… — John Zakour Copy Share
I often say if men were meant to fly we would have been born with either feathers and wings or at the very least… — John Zakour Copy Share
“Walking into Nova Hollywood, I remembered why I didn’t come here more often. I like a good slice of cheese as much as the… — John Zakour Copy Share
“The thingy? You want me, the most intelligent cognitive processor in the known worlds, to say thingy?” “Yes,” I reaffirmed. “That is correct." Do… — John Zakour Copy Share
“She now represents the Western United States, thus proving politics is even more accepting of the strange, unusual, and mostly useless than the music… — John Zakour Copy Share
“My second thought was to fire a gunshot, but the last time I did that his security robots jumped me. It only takes one… — John Zakour Copy Share
“I smiled, reached into my pockets and pulled out a pair of ultrapowerful earplugs, the kind that are standard issue for skyway construction workers,… — John Zakour Copy Share
“I told you it was easy,” HARV said. “True, but you say that about everything.” “That's because everything is easy for me.” “Everything but… — John Zakour Copy Share
“ ‘Foo Kyu’ is just a very unfortunate cultural coincidence." "Just think about his poor son, ‘Foo Kyu Two.’ ” — John Zakour Copy Share
“I can tell you that she's not breathing,” he said. “She has no heartbeat and all organ function and brain activity have stopped. Also… — John Zakour Copy Share
“How bad is it?” “The story is only just now being reported, but let's put it this way,” HARV said. “The bag is now… — John Zakour Copy Share
“My number one fear is heights. Well, not so much the heights but the falling from heights. Actually the falling isn’t that bad (I… — John Zakour Copy Share
“Stupid Ape: I had to quantify this with the word “stupid” so as not to offend the ape community. Large of limb, impotent of… — John Zakour Copy Share
