The most unusual salesman I ever met is a fellow who made a modest fortune purveying lightning rods. But he suddenly lost interest in his work. He got caught in a storm with a bunch of samples in his arms. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
I am presently in my thirteenth year of teaching a graduate course at the University of Southern California. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
Outside came in '60. The Edge in '61. All three made Gold, but the biggest seller was Inside. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
So that this thing that aired in 1963 would result a few years later in personal bankruptcy, would result in having people be on… — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
Inside was the second LP album of a comedian's performance before an audience. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
