I am one of the five best parallel parkers in the United States of America. Dead serious. It's to the point now where I look back when pulling into the spot only as a formality. — Willie Geist Copy Share Image
I have a simple plan to solve the economic crisis. Give every American a $100 credit to the dog track of their choice. I… — Willie Geist Copy Share
If the relentless personal maintenance plan has taken over your life, give it a rest. — Willie Geist Copy Share
Golf is the only sport where watching the game is arguably as grueling physically as playing it. — Willie Geist Copy Share
People know the facts of a story just as well as the people on TV do, and they have more platforms to hold the… — Willie Geist Copy Share
High on the list of things I've been meaning to do since I moved to New York in 2004 is going up to a… — Willie Geist Copy Share
The nice thing about 'Morning Joe' is that I do get to do serious news sometimes. — Willie Geist Copy Share
I hope I pass on my dad's good humor, work ethic and lack of self-seriousness. Our house was always a fun place where you'd… — Willie Geist Copy Share
Everyone worries about their kids, of course, but you can drive yourself nuts thinking about all the horrible things in the world - and… — Willie Geist Copy Share
If you're one of the fortunate few on this Earth with a pass to enter the gates of Augusta National on Masters Sunday, you… — Willie Geist Copy Share
Sometimes @BrookeShields rolls into your party dressed as a Christmas tree, carrying a bucket of KFC. pic.twitter.com/DTtZkZY4cB — Willie Geist Copy Share
New York, it's people. It's grit. It's diversity of people. It's diversity of industry. In L.A. everyone's looking over their shoulder because one of… — Willie Geist Copy Share
