“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is hers?” “How Mommy?” “From the kiss.” “But how?” “The very first kiss with your Prince will… — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“Those last words I said to you, they are yours. And so am I. Forever. Because I do love you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share Image
“I hope your dick gets whore poisoning and shrivels to its death! And then I hope all the girls see it and laugh at… — Jay McLean Copy Share
“It's just you. It's only ever been just you. It will always only ever be just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“We're testing each other. Seeing how far we can take this before something snaps. Most likely my dick.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“It doesn't matter where I am in this world, there's nothing else I'd rather see. Just you.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“And this—this is the moment. The moment I let myself fall completely in love with her.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“No one suspects the people they love of douchebaggery," Heidi looks at me sympathetically. "Or slutbaggery," Lucy adds.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“Because if I kiss you, then I'll want to taste you, and if I taste you then I'll need to fuck you. And if… — Jay McLean Copy Share
“Lachlan: "why are you crying, pretty girl?" Logan: " Dude, you're always stealing my game” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“Every Princess has one Prince to share the loves and joys of life, and do you know how that Princess knows which Prince is… — Jay McLean Copy Share
“Diary, you're a fucking asshole, you don't do shit to help me. No one does shit to help me. What's wrong with me?” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“I feel like I was destined to find you,” … “I feel like you were destined to save me.” — Jay McLean Copy Share
“Jake cut in, clicking his fingers in the air, and putting on a girl voice. "Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs they're not… — Jay McLean Copy Share
