A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They're dangerous. It's rare. I've torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It's early retirement now. I've got a floating knee-cap! — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can't stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Best I ever had Hips don't lie You make me wanna *sssss* One more night Irreplaceable, yeah Crazy, we're crazy” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Her boyfriend's a dick And he brings a gun to school And he'd simply kick My ass if he knew the truth — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn't, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
When you think about it, some people don't like certain things, but when it comes to music, no matter who you are, where you're… — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“If a man whistles at you don't turn around, ignore him. You're a lady not a dog.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Being single doesn't mean you're weak, it means that you're strong enough to wait for the right person.” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“Louis's feet smell the worst. Literally like dog poo on a stick-that bad!” — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
