A man, well, he'll walk right into Hell with both eyes open. But even the devil can't fool a dog. — Earl Hamner, Jr Copy Share Image
Man is so perfectable and corruptible he can become a fool through good sense. — Georg C. Lichtenberg Copy Share Image
The worst of marriage is that it makes a woman believe that all other men are just as easy to fool. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Failure does not mean that you have been a fool, it does mean that you have a lot of faith. — Prodigy Copy Share Image
The man who enters his wife's dressing room is either a philosopher or a fool. — Honore de Balzac Copy Share Image
“Trusting a fool to convey a message is like cutting off one’s feet or drinking poison!” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wise men speak when they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something” — Aristotle Copy Share Image
You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH,… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled some of the time, but the same… — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
Note that venerable proverb: Children and fools always speak the truth. The deduction is plain: adults and wise persons never speak it. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Before I even started to school, I sometimes would hide behind the radio, which would be sitting on a table, and pretend… — Carl Kasell Copy Share Image
With the superciliousness of extreme youth, I put thirty-five as the utmost limit at which a man might fall in love without… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
You can fool some of the people part of the time in a rock and roll song, fifty million Elvis Presley fans… — John Prine Copy Share Image
You sometimes have to answer a woman according to her womanliness, just as you have to answer a fool according to his… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The people have the power to redeem the work of fools. Upon the meek the graces shower, it's decreed the people rule. — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Darwin's theory is as dead as he is. Everyone is surviving, fit or not. Years ago, any kid dumb enough to chase… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Those who wish to seek out the cause of miracles and to understand the things of nature as philosophers, and not to… — Baruch Spinoza Copy Share Image
The fact that many people overindulge, and lose themselves in excess, and make fools of themselves and act like idiots, is no… — John S. Hall Copy Share Image
“Well, he thought, you can fool some of the people all the time and all the people some of the time, which… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
A President has a great chance; his position is almost that of a king and a prime minister rolled into one. Once… — Theodore Roosevelt Copy Share Image
The message is pretty clear: Americans are sick and tired of the doubletalk coming out of Washington, of us going home and… — Jim DeMint Copy Share Image
In marriage we have a duty to God, our spuses, the world, and future generations. But we are sinners. A husband and… — Mark Driscoll Copy Share Image
There is nothing that we can properly call our own but our time, and yet everybody fools us out of it who… — Seneca the Younger Copy Share Image
