One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out… — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout. — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your… — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances. — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards. — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed. — J. B. Morton Copy Share Image
