“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in Spanish. Or go on that African safari you've read about since you were a kid. Or… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share Image
“Women's lib does not mean imitating men's worst qualities just so we can lower ourselves and be equal to them.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“I don't love you in the way you want to be loved. But never doubt that it's there. I love you unconditionally.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“Emotionally, it's better to be homicidal than suicidal. When you're upset with a guy, at least know which way to point the gun.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“Trying to write on a deadline is like trying to have an orgasm with a gun to your head.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“There comes a moment in your life when you realize that no matter how hard you try, you're never going to be fluent in… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“There should be a phone service that turns off your phone between midnight and six A.M. every night. And if you want to make… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“I'm tired of waiting by the phone, and second-guessing what a guy says and trusting someone not to hurt me. Again. I've been storming… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“I point at Drew, as I turn to Dawn. "See? My sister finds her soulmate, and not only does she get rewarded with love… — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“Here's to finally finding the one whose T-shirts you want to steal for the rest of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
“You should never have a job that you hate so much you think "Thank God it's Friday" every week of your life.” — Kim Gruenenfelder Copy Share
