“That night Lance wants to rub his penis as he thinks of Lexi but he refrains. He doesn’t want Lexi to be a masturbatory fantasy in the tradition of Cindy Crawford, Heather Locklear, Kate Hudson and Whoopi Goldberg. No. Hell… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“The universe gives what the universe gives, yes. Cheap thrills, plenty of those, enough to get you through until Halloween when the Catholic school… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“I’ve got a rather elegant purplish bruise on the second toe (which is longer than the first toe) of my left foot. I was… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“Yesterday I just felt like eating my ass off so I did. I ate two Chef Boyardee pizzas, a Fifth Avenue candy bar, an… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“I hit the goddamn jackpot with celebrity dreams this a.m. In the latest dream I was in bed with Tom and Katie. I’ve never… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“Many American women over forty are not worried about their wrinkles and don’t give a rat’s ass about enhancing them. There’s this scientific fact… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“That night Lance wants to rub his penis as he thinks of Lexi but he refrains. He doesn’t want Lexi to be a masturbatory… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
“I dreamed Kim Kardashian was sobbing but her makeup was still flawless. She stood on stage in a tight little cleavage squishing dress holding… — Misti Rainwater-Lites Copy Share Image
