Normal person flirting: Hey babe(: what's goin on? Me flirting: Your face. I like that sh*t. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'Do you have a cell phone?' Translation: I want your number but I don't want to make this awkward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If smiling makes you live longer, then Im never gonna die if I keep hanging around you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If I could rearrange the letters of the ABCs, I would put U and I together and next to each other forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont believe that love comes to those who wait. Today love comes to those who flirt. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Im not really good at history, but I clearly remember the day that I met you — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if its rude to stare, you're cute, therefore I shall stare . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nerd herd, focus. You're here to help the fledglings. Dour One and Dour Two aren't important," said Aphrodite. "Dr. Seuss reference. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture the heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope youre a nurse and Im the patient, so I can tell you all that I feel — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy flirts a lot? He gets props. Girl flirts a lot? She's a slut. Boy cries over a girl? He's in love.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College inspired me to think differently. It's like no other time in your life. To have a man who can flirt is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A flirty boy loved an innocent girl so much. One day both were fighting. Suddenly girl dropped a tear Becoz she could… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: Why are you following me? Boy: I was told to follow my dreams. You're me dream girl.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man's love cannot be satisfied by beauty alone; you're more than beautiful and that's why I love you! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
