“I was made to believe that my life was going to be fixed and it wasn't. I'm still the same loser who… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
I guess maybe you don’t get to be the Merlin of the White Council by saving up frequent-flier miles — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
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