Fish Quotes · Page 48

Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique...

— Anonymous

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for…

— Maimonides

I dreamed: I am the fish whose flesh is eaten, and because I am fat, it is good.

— Philip K. Dick

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

— Steven Wright

Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up?

— Laura Schlessinger

Believe me, I did not come to London to cook farmed fish. All my fish are wild.

— Alain Ducasse

fishing teaches a stern morality; inculcates a remorseless honesty.

— Virginia Woolf

“If a fish votes for the fisherman, he votes for its own ruin!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“The fish does not know it is wet. America is immersed in violence. The violence is in our souls. The enemy is…

— Bryant McGill

Some of my best memories of growing up on Long Island include spending all day fishing for fluke on Great South Bay.

— Lee Zeldin

My grandparents would take me out fishing in their boat once a week from when I was about two or three, growing…

— RJ Mitte

So the hotel tells us that it is not safe to go in the water because its shark mating time. I know…

— Bill Engvall

“Then he began to pity the great fish that he had hooked. He is wonderful and strange and who knows how old…

— Ernest Hemingway

Fishing is a quest for knowledge and wonder as much as a pursuit of fish; it is as much an acquaintance with…

— Paul Schullery

It was the Sephardi Jews who brought fish and chips to Britain, actually, believe it or not, from the Mediterranean world. Apart…

— Simon Schama

There are many cultural prejudices. For instance, even though fresh fish is a regional staple, Catalans don't like sashimi.

— Ferran Adria

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And…

— Bill Engvall

The House Rules Committee is perhaps the free world's outstanding bureaucratic abomination - a tiny, airless closet deep in the labyrinth of…

— Matt Taibbi

Snatch fishing is the shit, its illegal but its so fucking fun. Heres what it is: its a three prong hook with…

— Gym Class Heroes

“A fishing life changes and everyday offers the promise of a new experience. To the dedicated angler, fishing is not sport or…

— Jadon Wilder

If incredible creatures like sharks can exist, why not Bigfoot? When I look at sharks, they're the most terrifying, monstrous, dinosaur-like things.…

— Rachael Taylor

We have all been hypnotized into thinking that we are smaller than we are. Just as an undersized flowerpot keeps a mighty…

— Alan Cohen

“Sometimes back then, fishing with Jasper up the Sulphur, I hit my limit. I mean it felt my heart might just burst.…

— Peter Heller

Trout aren't naturally as selective as they've become in crowded tailwaters - they've been trained to be like that by too much…

— John Gierach

There are alot of fish in the sea, but I think theres a hole in my net :)

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

There are many good fishermen and some great ones. But there is only one you.

— Ernest Hemingway

I should never make anything of a fisherman. I had not got sufficient imagination

— Jerome K. Jerome

I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.

— Lefty Gomez

But fish not with this melancholy bait For this fool gudgeon, this opinion.

— William Shakespeare

Fishing is more than fish; it is the vitalizing lure to outdoor life.

— Herbert Hoover

I eat a lot of sweet potatoes, a lot of meat, fish, chicken, good fats like cocoa butter, almonds.

— Hafthor Bjornsson

“I find myself staring at the goldfish. Bright as a penny, he swims in circles, happy to be going nowhere.”

— Jodi Picoult

There is a natural hootchy-kootchy motion to a goldfish.

— Walt Disney

It annoys me when people say, 'I'm a vegetarian except fish.' yeah, and I'm a non-smoker except cigarettes.

— Anonymous

I eat really clean and really simple: brown rice, a quinoa bowl, grilled fish, veggies, a big salad.

— Amber Valletta

One of the reasons for opening the fish and chip shop is that if you want, you can spend less money.

— Rick Stein

Writing and performing are to me what water and movement are to sharks.

— Rachael Yamagata

“the entire world, sharks kill fewer than ten people a year, while coconuts falling from trees take out 150.”

— Stuart Gibbs

“you 'son of a fish' who does not even know his own father”

— Gilgamesh

“Fishing and ear scratching. The two reasons men were given hands.”

— Robin Hobb