“Sleeping with hookers is like fishing in still waters. You're guaranteed to catch something” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sure, there's plenty of fish in the sea. But there's also sharks, seaweed & toxic waste. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a reality TV show called, 'Jersey Shore meets Shark Week.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Discovery Channel should give away free sweatpants to women whose monthly cycles sync up with Shark Week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Shark Week has reminded me that we really need to discuss your oral sex technique... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It annoys me when people say, 'I'm a vegetarian except fish.' yeah, and I'm a non-smoker except cigarettes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If its not meant to be then its not meant to be, as you should see that there are plenty of fishes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say they're plenty of fish in the sea, but then again I'm a pretty bad fisherman. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
