“I don’t care what the fire department says about fire hazards. I have lived through fire before.” — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department generally uses water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out. — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
It's ok to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I've already alerted the fire department. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Baby boy, go hire a squadron My crib got more poles than a fire department. — Cam'ron Copy Share Image
Can you blow all those candles out or should we call the fire department? Happy Birthday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Plus, if we invited Luna, we'd have to invite Jane's two brothers, Eliot Cobalt and Tom Cobalt. Which would probably end with… — Becca Ritchie Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Call the fire department," I said, trying hard to stay calm. "On it." Bess said, digging into her pocket. "I'll text 911."… — Carolyn Keene Copy Share Image
What we need is a plan B ... independent of the Internet. [It] doesn't necessarily have to have the performance of the… — Danny Hillis Copy Share Image
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
I filmed my first little Super 8 movie by stealing my mum's Super 8 camera where I set some fires to some… — Michael Bay Copy Share Image
Johnny Blaze was my character at OVW. I had all these fancy fire catchphrases: 'Call the fire department,' 'Get your fire extinguishers… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the… — Richard H. Davis Copy Share Image
New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has… — Andy Grove Copy Share Image
If you're a first-responder in Missouri as part of a fire department, you're three times more likely to respond to a drug… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
People don't seem to make the connection between their tax money and the benefits that they get from their tax money, like… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
“Fire and Fuel Apparel offer a selection of fitness clothing, apparel, accessories, gear, and more. Please take a look through our Fire… — Fire and Fuel Apparel Copy Share Image
“Tennessee Williams once wrote, 'We all live in a house on fire, no fire department to call; no way out, just the… — Tom Robbins Copy Share Image
“At around 8 pm we heard the sound of sirens. As the sound drew nearer and nearer, we caught sight of a… — Kyle Rohrig Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strange riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“Here's how to get started with the antipolitical politics of the Benedict Option. Secede culturally from the mainstream. Turn off the television.… — Rod Dreher Copy Share Image
“The way sadness works is one of the strangest riddles of the world. If you are stricken with a great sadness, you… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I think the purpose of government is for a population to accomplish its mutually agreed-upon goals without every citizen having to accomplish… — Robert Peate Copy Share Image
“Simon told me I should take you home and start making kits. What do you think?” Max looked down at her, love… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“Six-Pack didn't despise George W. Bush to the degree that Ketchum did, but she thought the president was a smirking twerp and… — John Irving Copy Share Image
“I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I had to stop him from arresting an old lady who let her dog urinate against the fire hydrant that was in… — Lee Goldberg Copy Share Image
“everything for miles in all directions. The Space Needle. The aquarium and the science center. Amazon.com’s headquarters. Safeco Field. And every Starbucks… — Joel C. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
The Fire Department has traditionally considered architecture a priority only when it’s burning down. — Justin Davidson Copy Share Image
It's perfectly ordinary to be a socialist. It's perfectly normal to be in favor of fire departments. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“We invented fire, repeatedly messed up, and then invented the fire extinguisher, fire exit, fire alarm and fire department.” — Max Tegmark Copy Share Image
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