If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you are reading, the talented cat draping her tail with miraculous precision over the very line you're… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
If God did not intend the cat to live happily with humankind, why is there a meow in the middle of the word 'hoMEOWner'? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
From talk radio to insult radio wasn't really that much of a leap. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
A cat is a purring parcel of paradox, a cunning collection of contradictions. A cat is lazy and busy, dainty and savage, affectionate and… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
New York City is like the appetizer table at a Jewish wedding, loaded with salt and spice and cholesterol and flavor, with a waiter… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
If you are reading a large newspaper, all spread out on the table, your cat will come and sit on the very paragraph you… — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
A cat is better than you are, more honest, more graceful, smarter for her size, better coordinated, and infinitely more beautiful. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
To find his own salvation, a man must first find the fool locked inside himself and set it free. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
who hasn't slept in an empty bed sometimes, longing for the embrace of another person on the achingly short trip to the grave? — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. — Leonore Fleischer Copy Share Image
