Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument. — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my… — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
