“It's like I tell people at my stand-up shows: by making me a bitch, you have given me my freedom, the freedom to say and do things I couldn't do if I was "a nice girl" with some sort of… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share
“It's like I tell people at my stand-up shows: by making me a bitch, you have given me my freedom, the freedom to say and do things I couldn't do if I was "a nice girl" with some sort of stupid, goody-two-shoes image to keep up. Things that require courage. Things that require balls. Things that need to be done.… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share
“Why is it that when people die, we make such an effort to turn them into saints? Especially when the entire reason we loved… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Any idiot can be liked. It takes talent to scare the crap out of people"-” — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
Actors never say they're poor. They're always broke. It's always just temporary. 'Broke' is 'poor with hope'. — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Michael tousled my hair and said, "Remember, no more skateboards, right?" And then this gem: "If you ever break your arm skateboarding again..." He… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
“Now, whatever you do, don't say anything, because no one must know that Liberace is gay." "Excuse me?" I said. "I'm eight. I know… — Alison Arngrim Copy Share Image
