When a female cop pull you over for speeding, to get out of the ticket, talk nice to her, try to flirt or start crying, I bet she will save the ticket for you. — Werley Nortreus Copy Share Image
“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully see the bank robbery I have just committed during the planned distraction. All she sees is a man with a lot of money and draws… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
