I always felt that at the moment I was born, God must have blinked. He missed the occasion and never knew I had arrived. My parents had 11 children. While I love them and my five brothers and five sisters… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
The last watch I wore felt like a handcuff. When I need to know the time, I check my cell phone. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“Wouldn't it be great if health-care plans included a list of Buddhist monks among the network providers?” — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
'Star Trek' never grabbed me. Every time I hear about Klingons, I think of those little lint balls that stick to your clothes in… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Choas will come, calm will follow, and then it will start up all over again. The secret is to savor the ride. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
Writer's block.. when one curses the blinking cursor on the blank page. — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
...there were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?... — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
“My life used to be like that game of freeze tag we played as kids. Once tagged, you had to freeze in the situation… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
My daughter had carried within her a story that kept hurting her: Her dad abandoned her. She started telling herself a new story. Her… — Regina Brett Copy Share Image
