Fax Machine Quotes

I have a fax machine with "fax waiting".

— Steven Wright

I don't send messages, I'm not a fax machine

— Shaquille O'Neal

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.

— Steven Wright

I don't know. I don't have a fax machine, so I didn't get that message.

— Shaquille O'Neal

A value is like a fax machine: it’s not much use if you’re the only one who has one.

— Kwame Anthony Appiah

“a fax machine was the monstrous bastard child of a phone, a printer, a scanner, a calculator, and the devil,”

— Matt Bellassai

People have SMS, right? It stinks. It's a dead technology, like a fax machine left over from the Seventies, sitting there as…

— Jan Koum

I really haven't joined the 20th or the 21st century yet. Someday. I'm getting closer. I have voicemail and a fax machine.

— Patricia Clarkson

Those inevitable dreams where you can't get your column in, you know, and at first they were the Xerox telecopy, and then…

— Ellen Goodman