Inside every fat person there's a thin person looking to get out - They've just eaten them. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I read that book 'Fat is a Feminist Issue', got a bit desperate halfway through and ate it. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Fat people are brilliant in bed. If I'm sitting on top of you, who's going to argue? — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
With proper acting, I don't know what I would play - I got sent a script for a play, and it said… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I have big friends who won't go swimming because they're too embarrassed about it. I feel that's such a shame, because actually… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: 'Here comes the bride, all fat and wide.' Luckily, it was a few… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their… — Jo Brand Copy Share
I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do… — Jo Brand Copy Share
When I was at school you got an overall general education on many things, even just basic facts. — Jo Brand Copy Share
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share
I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind. — Jo Brand Copy Share
Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe. — Jo Brand Copy Share
I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don't comprehend how you'd cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your… — Jo Brand Copy Share
The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and… — Jo Brand Copy Share
You look across the board at comedy quiz shows, and they are mainly hosted by men. — Jo Brand Copy Share
My mum is bright, ambitious, well read, political and very bolshie: when my dad was conscripted into the Army and posted to Libya, she… — Jo Brand Copy Share
I know there are certain men that hate women or don't like women, and in order to make women feel small, they tend to… — Jo Brand Copy Share
Not many women will go out on a limb to make themselves really unattractive and unfeminine so you can get the laughs, but it's… — Jo Brand Copy Share
When I was a nurse my favourite assignment was the anorexic ward. I sometimes ate as many as seventeen dinners — Jo Brand Copy Share
There are lots of people who believe that caricature of me the tabloids created, so they think they don't like me. — Jo Brand Copy Share
