Father Quotes · Page 88

Erotica is using a feather; pornograpy is using the whole chicken.

— Isabel Allende

My father would pass gas and then blame it on imaginary animals.

— Bill Cosby

The Marine Corps was the first father figure I had ever known.

— Art Buchwald

I have my sister, my uncle, and that's it. I don't talk to my mother, I don't talk to my father.

— Angelina Pivarnick

I grew up in a very musical family, my father was a musician and a big band leader and made records.

— Billy Sherwood

Why should we not pray to our mother who are in heaven, as well as to our father?

— Susan B. Anthony

Tony knew me both as an athlete and as a person. He cared for me like a father.

— Dennis Eckersley

I was brought up to respect my father and not to love him.

— Marco Pierre White

If you know the mother's genome and the father's genome, and you see that the children have some genes that neither parent…

— Leroy Hood

I had always been told by my parents, not implicitly told, but every inference was that Britain was the hub of the…

— Rolf Harris

The prospect of being a father made me ask myself a question. How do you know what kind of adult your child…

— Noah Hawley

I was lucky that I had parents that had had supernatural experiences, so I could talk to them openly without them looking…

— King Diamond

Jesus first of all, loves His Father in heaven and would never compromise the message that sinners must be delivered or be…

— Kirk Cameron

There was a ton of fighting between my mother and father. The kids would be thrown into the middle, to choose sides.

— Nick Carter

After one is right with God and pleases God, the next most important thing in all the world is to be right…

— John R. Rice

I understand my mother and father and sister are in Turkey, but if I stop talking, who is going to speak for…

— Enes Kanter

Fortunately for me, my mother loved travel. Our first non-beach family trip abroad - to England, France, and Switzerland - came when…

— Andrew Solomon

The greatest thing about tomorrow is, I will be better than I am today. And that's how I look at my life.…

— Tiger Woods

I'm a better person when I'm doing things that make me happy - I'm a better husband, I'm a better father, I'm…

— Ruben Gallego

All those tough guys who want to scare the world into seeing them as men . . . who don't know how…

— Frank Pittman

The word Gothic, in the sense in which it is generally employed, is wholly unsuitable, but wholly consecrated. Hence we accept it…

— Victor Hugo

My father believed young people are among our nation's most valuable resources, and so we should ensure that every child - including…

— Kerry Kennedy

It's tough... My real father - I have my stepdad, my mom remarried - but my real father lived in Thailand, so…

— Cheryl Burke

When you have kids, there's no such thing as quality time. There's just time. There's no, 'Ooh, his graduation's better than going…

— Chris Rock

My father was an Air Force officer at the time of partition.

— Dalip Tahil

My father was very strict, but mostly I just didn't know how to behave on a date.

— Michelle Pfeiffer

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

— E. B. White

I was one of the only children having an immigrant father in my elementary school.

— Jo-Wilfried Tsonga

It was the first time in years I didn’t wonder if my father was out there, looking at it too.

— Ally Carter

“Being a father is a choice. Staying true to fatherhood is a duty.”

— Joan Ambu

“Summer had never had a father, and wasn’t entirely sure what you did with one.”

— T. Kingfisher

I feel that I am pregnant by music, and it is the father and mother of my child.

— R. Kelly

The thing that drives me more than anything else is being a father.

— Dean Cain

Worship is our response to the overtures of love from the heart of the Father.

— Richard J. Foster

My parents are amazing. They support me with whatever I'm doing.

— Eva Marie

My father! The sun is my father, and the earth is my mother, and on her bosom I will recline.

— Tecumseh

Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever.

— Judy Sheindlin

“It isn't necessary to call me Father, the chaplain explained. I'm an Anabaptist.”

— Joseph Heller

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

— Seth Meyers

Don't claim to be someone's Father when you acting like someone's Son...

— Giz TheShooter