Father Quotes by Lois Greiman

“I froze like a startled bunny. Fumbling the disk into my purse, I cut my eyes toward the hallway. Had I locked the front…

— Lois Greiman

“A pause. It might have been pregnant. I’ve never been sure how to tell if a silence has conceived or not.”

— Lois Greiman

False hope is better than no hope at all.

— Lois Greiman

Sometimes we succeed because of our upbringing, sometimes we do so in spite of it.

— Lois Greiman

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

— Lois Greiman

“Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.”

— Lois Greiman

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

— Lois Greiman

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

— Lois Greiman

Tact is for people with too much damned time on their hands.

— Lois Greiman

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

— Lois Greiman

A guy's got to get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

— Lois Greiman

What if there's no such thing as PMS and this is just my personality?

— Lois Greiman