I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create. — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake. — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair. — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create. — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a… — Jim Davidson Copy Share Image
